50 Dumb Laws From 50 States

Alabama: It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.

It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.

Alaska:

Owners of flamingos cannot not let their pet into barber shops.

Arizona:

Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.

There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.

Arkansas:

Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.

California:

You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.

It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds.

Connecticut:

In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.

Colorado:

It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.

Delaware:

One may not whisper in church.

Florida:

Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

It is illegal to sell your children.

Georgia:

No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.

Hawaii:

Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears.

Idaho:

Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime.

Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.

Illinois:

One may not pee in his neighbor’s mouth.

Indiana:

Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March.

Iowa:

One-armed piano players must perform for free.

Kansas:

It is illegal to spit on a sidewalk.

Kentucky:

It is illegal to fish with a bow and arrow in Kentucky.

Lousiana:

It is a $500 fine to instruct a pizza delivery man to deliver a pizza to your friend without them knowing.

Maine:

No person may roller skate on a sidewalk.

Maryland:

Persons may not swear while on the highway.

Massachusetts:

No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.

Michigan:

No person shall throw an abandoned hoop skirt into any street or on any sidewalk, under penalty of a five- dollar fine for each offense.

Minnesota:

All bathtubs must have feet.

Mississippi:

It is unlawful to shave in the center of main street.

Missouri:

It is unlawful to shave in the center of main street.

Montana:

It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.

Nebraska:

Sneezing or burping is illegal during a church service.

Nevada:

Everyone walking the streets is required to wear a mask.

New Hampshire:

You may not run machinery on Sundays.

New Jersey:

You may not slurp your soup.

New Mexico:

Idiots may not vote.

New York:

Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM.

North Carolina:

Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited.

North Dakota:

Beer and pretzels can’t be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.

Ohio:

No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.

Oklahoma:

Whaling is illegal.

Oregon:

Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays.

Pennsylviana:

You may not sing in the bathtub.

Rhode Island:

No one may bite off another�s leg.

South Carolina:

Horses may not be kept in bathtubs.

South Dakota:

It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.

Tennessee:

Skunks may not be carried into the state.

Texas:

Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket.

Utah:

Women may not swear.

Vermont:

All residents shall bathe every Saturday night.

Virginia:

Driving while not wearing shoes is prohibited.

Washington:

All lollipops are banned. (Alot of people do that in Washington!)

West Virginia:

A tax of 1 cent is levied for every 16 and 9 ounces of coke sold in a store.

Wisconsin:

Screens are required on all windows from May 1 to October 1.

Wyoming:

It is illegal to spit on the steps of a school.