The Celebrities Joke

Hello people of Earth. This Celebrity Joke is that  Nick Jonas, Ashley Tisdale, Miley Cyrus, Brenda Song, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, Taylor Swift and Vanessa Hudgens are in this soccer game and there fighting. I think there fighting over Nick because Demi, Vannesa, Selena, Taylor, and Brenda are pulling on to him like his the last peice of cheesecake on Earth. It is so funny. You Nick is the only dude in red. And they are only in blue. That very weird. You can see this picture on flickr.com and you can say Demi Lovato in the box. Okay bye.

My Favorite Penguin Movie…

My Favorite Penguin Movie is Happy Feet. I don’t like the March of the Penguins because it’s a documentary. But I just love me some animated comedy. Happy Feet I love because of the feet and the singing by Gloria. She is amazing! If you know Mumble please tell him I am sorry that he sings very terrible. Darn it! I rubbed in your face again. Mumble goes out on a journey to let the penguins have fish so they could eat. With his very funny friends he sets out on a wonderful journey. Before he did  that he asked this dude who thinks he’s some kind of a miracle worker or something. Anyway He was choking on a soda can plastic. He was fat. They were going with him even if he was choking. On the way they meet this dolphins or whales and the soda can plastic comes off of the dude. And he commands them to stop. One day Mumble ends up in New York City. A man carries him and puts him in a aquarium. He comminuciates with the human beings with his feet. Mumble went back to the home of his telling them that the aliens (What they call humans) are coming. Nobody believed but then orange dressed men came and gave them fish. And the penguins lived happily ever after.

Another Cinderella Story

Drew Seeley and Selena Gomez star in this charming musical about a teen (Selena Gomez) who loses her MP3 Player. The dude who was dancing with her (Drew Seeley) wanted to know who she was. So he decides that he should let all the girls of the high school show him that they could dance but none of them were right. The teen and the other teen (Drew Seely and Selena Gomez) go to the girl teen’s house and do the cleaning. They have fun doing it because they were singing and dancing. The evil girls plot to do something to crush the girl teens heart. Now she was not really betrayed by the boy teen but heart broken. When the boy teen has to do the talent show they danced and danced and singed and singed. And they won the talent show. The two evil sisters and the very evil mom were so mad at her while the boy teen and the girl teen; I think they went on tour. But you can see the charming musical on Disney Channel Coming Soon.

My Favorite Girl on iCarly…

On iCarly there is one favorite girl I really do love on that show. She is not Ms.Briggs, Carly, Ms.Benson, or that crazy girl with those duck noises. She is Sam. She is tuff, creative, funny, intelligent, and really gonna bright your day in a second. Sam Puckett is the girl I like to call the tuff gal. She really hurt and trash talks Freddie. But in real life she is just funny and kind to Freddie. She puts the C in cool. I love her blonde hair in season two of Icarly. And don’t forget she loves food. She would ask for juice, grain,dairy, fruit,meat, or a veggie. She just loves to eat some grub. if you know Jenette or you are Jenette tell her she Rocks!

New Soundtrack Royal BFF’s

Royalty meets Reality in Princess Protection Program. Selena Gomez  and Demi Lovato star in this action, comedy, drama about two teens meet each other by fate. Carter (Selena Gomez) works at a bait shop in Louisiana. One day her father Major Nixon; I think that is what they call him, has to bring back Princess Rosa (Demi Lovato) to Lousiana so the evil and not so humble dude will not catch her and put her in prison. On the night of Homecoming ,Carter brave and wise pretends to be Rosa and she has to go to prison and  Rosa stays in Lousiana. In the scheme Princess Rosa is homecoming queen and she wants to find Carter before it is to late. Luckily Major Nixon was there. Carter is caught and was alomst grounded for the mischievous plan she did. In the end Rosa thanks her for her braveness and wisdom. That evil dude is going in jail for kidnapping a Princess who is turning out to be Carter the fake Princess. But if you want to know about the characters than go to disneychannel.com/Princess Protection Program or Summer of Stars.

The Death of Michael Jackson by:julia

Michael Jackson died because he had a cardiac arrest and he was 50 when he died. Michael Jackson was a good singer and he is really black and he had plastic surgery to be white and he tries to act like a women and on the news last night I saw him acting like a girl but that was before he died and he had lip stick on him/her and he almost tried to kill one of his kids.

Hannah Montana Review: Miley and Oliver On the Radio Station

On Hannah Montana Oliver (Mitchel Musso; My favorite Song is Hey! by him!) and Miley (Miley Cyrus) were on a radip station because the former radio station’s host couldn’t do the radio station thing because his wife was having a baby and Miley and Oliver had to do the show because of that.  And people love them! They always ask questions like hot cakes! Hot cakes are nice. You got of admitt they are nice. Anyway when Billy Ray say that she has to go to San Diego she has to start being a radio talker , Hannah Montana , and a regular girl. After the San Diego thingy she wants a hot bath and go to sleep. I would want to do that so bad because its really relaxing. But she can’t because of a Pet Show and Oliver and Miley have a the radio stuff at 6. At the Pet Show Miley shows the people who are watching about the dogs that they can a adopted one. But she acts all crazy and then she snoozes while the people who are watching the Pet Show turn off the T.V. because she’s snoozing. I just wanted to say , “You snooze and you lose!”. Thirty-six hours without sleepng.  I stay up till one sometimes. But I cannot sleep that long people.

Girls Scout Cookies Rule !

I love Girls Scout Cookies. The Samoas is my favorite. If you get the Samoas try eating the coconut and chocolate off of it and then you eat the Samoas and it taste like Oreos without the white stuff in it. I don’t like the others but I’ll buy the whole thing if I have to or I want to!  There so good! But I never here of the Cafe One. I certainly don’t like the Minty One. My mom asked if I wanted to go but I didn’t. At least I’m at home on the computer writing a blog so you can read it. Once you eat a Girls Scout Cookie it ain’t so bad. My friend , Kelsey is a Girls Scout. I never understanded the difference between Boys Scout and the Girls Scouts. On Family Matters you know 3J is Orlando Brown and he said when he was acting like a Boy Scout , “And we can get all those Girl Scouts”. I thought it was really funny. I saw that episode  three times. And even the man at the bottom likes it. Now the man and I have something in common. With bothe love Girls Scout cookies very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very much.