This Dog Looks Familar

Hey, its Joy! And today, this dog righttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt over here looks familar. It looks like my friend’s dog. Don’t forget about this dog. This dog is important I will do three in a row right now so you will remeber this okay. And don’t forget that the dog is cute. Not a ugly dog who is really bad. I know your not Nancy Drew or Hardy Boys. But, this is a big deal you can even get to be friends withone of the Hardy Dudes.

The Puppies for This Sunday

Puppies in the rain, Cuppies for little puppies, only one has a no pain no game shirt, The puppies are holding a picture for their  fame picture, The puppies are so cute that they don’t even puke, One name Luke ones name Sam, there owner had ham while the puppies have dog food, while the owner had ham he teased about its goodness, Bam! the owner had a knock out and then he died, he pups had some pie, then they went to bed, then they knocked a red man, said happy days, then Luke came to his crush and said, Hi! I am Luke! And I can ruff I am so tough!

-Joy

The Perfect Flower for This Sunday

Hello.  For this Sunday I have a new thing called “The Perfect Flower for This Sunday”. As you can see it is really awesome. Now enough small talk. This is awesome. If you don’t like it you will be in Flower Hills Jail. This are the details that you do not want to happen to you:

You can only eat a carrot there for each day.

There is nothing but a bunk bed and a Internet.

There is 100,000,567,890,363 policemen who can hunt you down.

Imagine that. But the bunk bed and the Internet is not true.  Anyway, do you like the flower or hate the flower it’s a mystery…………. Okay, so I got the mystery. It is you love the flower.  I love this flower don’t you love the flower.My favorite colors are red, black, aqua,  purple, and yellow. So I need you to crack this for me:
vaeh  uoy eben ot isDnye  Rowld?

And the correct answer is have you been to Disney World?

Bye. (by the way don’t smell the fruit salad)

Jonas Brothers vs. The Wolf Brothers (Starring baby Nick, Joe, Kevin and Naked Brothers Band)

Those are the babies of Mrs. Jonas. I think the one on the left is Joe and the one in the middle was Nick and the one right over there is Kevin. There so cute. What if they called there band before they were teens “Baby Rock Stars”. The Jonas Brothers are not just cool they are cute too! Babies to grown-up, no snobby, not Miley Cyrus, Christians, who I love. Who knew they were cuter back then? Now I understamd Nat Wolf is cool, too. I think its JONAS vs. Wolf. I think I got my new movie called “The Battle of the Bands 2 Since Naked Brothers Band Already did that Movie”. Okay here is cute pictures of the awesome crew. Aw, look at the cutie and look at his eyes , awwwwwwwwwwww Nat Wolf is a cutie. I was just kiding the dog is cute. Hey, that picture reminds me of someone. Yes, I think its Bob and Jill went up the hill. No! Its ROSALINA AND NAT you big dumbyhead. I like Alex’s curly hair in this picture. I love it , it’s like Corbin Blues but not that curly.

Riddles but no Fiddles (Please Remember That) by:Joy

Why was the 1980’s afraid of the 1600’s?

Because the 1600’s were not hip!

What does the boys call the Bratz?

Brats.

Why did the teenage girl go to her Grandma’s house?

Because it had the letters G-R-A-N-D in it!

From : Nerd Who Is :Steve Urkel

To: blogwithjoy.com

Okay, so I was the bus driver and 10 people got on then I went to Russia and got 20 people. Who was the bus drivers name?

Are you guys really bored? Then get bored anti- spray!

Now don’t forget about the bored spray, because you will never know when you need it when: Nerd ask you out or when the nerd just comes to your house to fix something and ask you out on a date to he’s club, The Star War Force Four.

The Obsession with the Pretty Earth God Maid by:Joy

You know how people recycle and stuff to safe the earth. It’s really hard to help the Earth because you can’t see in the dark and people complain about it. And, people need some water. And people want to go fast in there convertible or bug or something not go to work and say all the time to strangers, “Can I have a ride?”. But, it is really worth it because the only thing you could eat if the earth was in need was only bugs. And rich people can have pizza, chicken, yogurt, fruits, veggies(Well, we all know that I do not like veggies) , and all that good food. And rich people can dress awesome while the poor people only have garbage around them. If you want this to happen to you? If you do your really stupid!

Electra loves Drake Bell

One bright sunny day (not joking about this!), a girl named electra comment on Drake Bell. She loved him and thinked he was awesome. P.s. She is from Double-licous London.

Jokes that will Laugh your Head off! by: JOY

How does a computer take a shower?

It refreshes himself!

What kind of bar does not sell drinks?

A chocolate bar.

Why was the cow having soy milk?

After all those years he got tired of milk.

What does Godzilla drive?

A monster truck!

go green

Go green!

The Best Days (Special) by:Joy

Today, this is special. I just want say that one person been mean to me today. But, I don’t know why I said it was special. But I will tell you what happened today. Well, today we had a field trip to the Mile Run. We had to do 4 laps! Usually , in the past we would be doing 2 laps. What a shame. I thought I was going to throw up then see the Devil saying, Haha! I have some cold water. I was not giving. up. (Well, maybe a little , but I am not giving up.) I am Super-Woman! (Not Really).

After those tough, mean laps I had 2 cups of water rejoicing. One the bus everyone celebrated our 4 laps. On the bus there were bumps on the road, AND it made us jump high. We went back to school. We had snack.  This are the following things that I had in my lunch box: apple, a tasty drink, Lunchables for my delicious lunch factory in my tummy, and (this is kinda weird) mint cookies (minty fresh mouth,too!) And then we did all the boring stuff that your supposed to do when you go to school (except Recess and Lunch).

At the lunch table Sarah maid a club and my other best friend , Trinity maid the code. (Sorry, can’t telll the people that are not a member of the club) Outside, we were getting in a fight with Sydney and Celine. We were at the table having a nice cool meeting. But, then Celine came barging in. And Sarah and Trinity said, We’re having a meeting. And Celine got mad and we moved to the other table. But, this time it was Sydney and Celine coming toward the table. And then I scream trying not to explode, Is the other the table free!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, yes it is.

And then they walked away. After recess was over we were doing Music.  I don’t like Ms. Welch’s version. So I maid up my own. 3rd grade (Which is our class) did our music: Who Are we, He’s a Great God, and all together Sunday School Rock.  After that I got called to go home at 3:00. I eat chicken noodle soup, did my homework, watched Reba, and went to bed at 10:00. The End.

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