Munchkin Planet by:Joy

Once upon a time Tim the astronaut was going to the moon. Until, he saw a small star that can fit all the small states of AMERICA. He made them like this:

Rhode Island to Smallest Island Treat, Maine to Shortchange Maine , Maryland to Mary had a Small Baby , New Jersey to Small Football Jersey , Delaware to Dwell Fin Shrink , Massachusetts to Mascara Beautiful Land (only for women 20 and younger) Washington D.C.to Small City Dash.

One day, Mary had a Small Baby was in terrible danger. It was going to have a tornado. The people had to hustle to get out. They arrived safely at a beautiful place called, Smallest Island Treat. For, the men saw the hula girls hulaing cooly in the breeze. (Did I mention they changed Rhode Island kinda like Hawii). The woman gazed at the men, like there about to cheat on there husbands. The men and women slept safely in there new state and home. Until Munchkin Planet 2!