Diary of A Wimpy Kid by Jeff Kinney

Tuesday:

First of all, let me get something straight: This is a Journal , not a diary. I know what it says on the cover, but when Mom went out to buy this thing I SPECIFICALLY told her to get one that didn’t say “diary” on it. Great. All I need is for some jerk to catch me carrying this book around and get the wrong idea. The other thing I want to clear up right away is that this was MOM’S idea , not mine.  But if she thinks I’m going to write down my “feelings” in here or whatever , she’s crazy. So just don’t expect me to be all ” Dear Diary” this and “Dear Diary” that. The only reason I agreed to do this at all is because I figure later on when I’m rich and famous , I’ll have better things to do than answer people’s stupid questions all day long. So this book is gonna come in handy. Like I said, I’ll be famous one day , but for now I’m stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons. Let me just say for the record that I think midddle school is the dumbest idea ever invented. You got kids like mewho haven’t hit their growth spurt yet mixed in with this gorillas who  need to shave twice a day.

Reba McEntire on Reba

Reba is so awesome. (Of course I meant the show and her) I like Cheyenne’s baby Elizabeth.  Van is so awesome. I like when Van was jealous of this guy that Cheyenne was spending much more time with him than Van. Kiara is really creative and in fact she is my 3rd favorite. I will get my Reba favorite chart right about now!

Reba is 1st

Babara Jean is 2nd

Kiara is 3rd

Cheyenne is 4th

Van is 5th

Jake is 6th

Brooke is 7th

I love them. Brooke is so crazy about Las Vegas. Reba tries to get him out of it and plus, Henrey and Elizabeth would make great friends. Henrey was so cool when he kicked Reba’s friend. Good Times. Good Times. Vote now if you like  the show or not. I would say ahead start for the Yes people because I am going to vote Yes for Reba. I like Van’s weird eyebrows. There so funny ,but scary at the same time. Babara Jean has Beatie Babies there so cute. She had a 50th annual party because of the Beatie Babies!!Good times Good times. I love comedies and drama. I’m not a big fan of horrors.  I do not know why.

Reba McEntire on Reba

Reba is so awesome. (Of course I meant the show and her) I like Cheyenne’s baby Elizabeth.  Van is so awesome. I like when Van was jealous of this guy that Cheyenne was spending much more time with him than Van. Kiara is really creative and in fact she is my 3rd favorite. I will get my Reba favorite chart right about now!

Reba is 1st

Babara Jean is 2nd

Kiara is 3rd

Cheyenne is 4th

Van is 5th

Jake is 6th

Brooke is 7th

I love them. Brooke is so crazy about Las Vegas. Reba tries to get him out of it and plus, Henrey and Elizabeth would make great friends. Henrey was so cool when he kicked Reba’s friend. Good Times. Good Times. Vote now if you like  the show or not. I would say ahead start for the Yes people because I am going to vote Yes for Reba. I like Van’s weird eyebrows. There so funny ,but scary at the same time. Babara Jean has Beatie Babies there so cute. She had a 50th annual party because of the Beatie Babies!!Good times Good times. I love comedies and drama. I’m not a big fan of horrors.  I do not know why.

Support Nick with his Diabetes

People we are gathered on the internet today because of blogwithjoy.com. And well Nick jonas as we all know has diabetes and I support that. Many people in the world have diabetes or even support diabetes. It would be so supportive if everyone support Nick not because he’s handsome and cool it’s because he has diabetes. And go to youtube.com if you want to see a video of Nick Jonas making a speech about he’s diabetes , as I said before just go to youtube.com and see that. Okay. Cool. Bye. Have a great day and don’t have a bad one, bye.

Sunset Romance

One day, Amber Winslow was wondering, Would Derek marry me one day? But,  least there was a nerd in my life…Me!

When Amber went to school she saw saw the handsomest guy in the world, Derek! And then she saw her geek friend best friend/lab partner , William. When lunch, came by, there were the Popular kid on the right side and the nerds on the left.

When William and Amber sat down with there potato soup and chicken the popular kids got some lobster, pancakes, apple, and chicken noodle soup! Hey, said William. Did you get 10,000 x  5,980?

Amber starred at Derek. Then, he asked her to the 10th grade annual dance she slammed him and said, Because you asked Icky Vicky then she poured potato soup on his head and a juice box on his shirt.

Then, she realized William is her true love. And she realized that Derek was the most butt-headed stupid one in the world. And they ran to the top of the hill in the sunset. Then got married at 19 and Amber had a baby boy named, William Jr. Amber died at 89. And William died at 85.

The End.